The barkeep stares at the rather intimidating bird until he finally gathers enough courage to ask the pirate about it. Why should pirates work for FedEx? in Davy Jones' Locker. Because it was Why couldn't the young pirate see the R-rated movie? no parrot-al guidance. Suddenly, a huge wave came from nowhere and slapped the side of the ship so hard it rocked back and forth. It's Talk Like a Pirate Day and you know what that means: It's time brush up on yer best pirate humor.To get ye old scalawags started, we've rounded up a list of funny pirate jokes that will have ye laughing yer booty off from here to the Caribbean.

Diane Cannon.

Because they already have all the booty!

Pirate jokes are a way to lighten the mood of any land lubber.

Why did Bluebeard offend so many ladies?

Carlos Bandana.Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? On a pirate ship out on the high seas, the First Mate was up in the crow’s nest looking out for danger. on sail. There was for brains. It's ship

Q: How do pirates know that they are pirates?

The First Mate fell from the crow’s nest, through the upper deck and crashed right into the Captain’s quarters. in the shipping business.What's it called when a pirate's sloop runs aground? You may be the dirty son of a biscuit eater, but at least with a few pirate jokes in ye, you'll at least have a sense of humor. They couldn't figure out if he was blinking or winking.

They put their valuables He had ship Suddenly, a huge wave came from nowhere and slapped the side of the ship so hard it rocked back and forth. it's either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver's (or even Arby's - thanks, Jason) .How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply? out of luck.

Trick question because If you like these pirate jokes, try out these bad jokes ye can’t help but laugh at .

He kept getting slapped each time he said yo-ho A: They think, therefore they ARRRR !!!!!

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?

High C's [seas] On with the pirate jokes ye blubberin’ land lubber. He had a severe hook. duck? The pirate jokes on this list are fun for the most dreaded of pirates and lily livered land lubbers alike (try saying that three times fast), so don’t ye worry if you’ve never set foot on a boat (or if you’ve only been on a schooner), you’ll be laughin’ all the way to Davy Jones’ Locker! Who's the pirate's favorite actress? The Captain strolled into his quarters and, astonished, asked the First Mate if he was alright.“Aye Captain,” the first mate answered, “I be fine, I’ve been through hard ships before!”A pirate walks into a pub on the mainland with an enormous rainbow feathered parrot on his shoulder. A dozen pirates.What are the only notes a pirate can sing? What's the pirate's favorite restaurant?

What does a pirate think happens at the end of time? He points at the pirate and says, “Where did you get that?”“Pirate Bay,” the parrot answers, “the place is filled to the brim with ’em!”How did the pirate know his parrot was in love with a duck?Why can’t you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?

Dirty Pirate Jokes Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs? Parrots Without Partners.Did you hear about the pirate's parrot that fell in love with a

Why did the pirate confuse all of his Tinder dates? The bird kept saying, "Polly wants a quacker". On a pirate ship out on the high seas, the First Mate was up in the crow’s nest looking out for danger. By hook or by crook.Where do pirates find their birds?

Yes, ye varmint, even you may learn to tell bona fide pirate jokes just like the seadogs of old. Why don't pirates use a safe deposit box? Arrrrmageddon. They have the fastest ships Who was the pirate's favorite musician? Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"? Because he's only got one eye. Ahoy, matey!

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